Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Celebrity Grief Tourism (It's not right, and it's not okay)


Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, and now Whitney Houston has joined the 'Hollywood Hills of the Celestial Hereafter'/VIP Room to Club Wormfood (delete where applicable). Once more, we witness The Bovine Masses jump on the Grief Tourism bandwagon and are united in an outpouring of fake sentiment and grief.

Not me, in this instance – as usual, I have what I feel is a unique train of thought to what The Bovine Masses believe and as a result I'm not subscribing to any of it due to the fickle nature of the proceedings. The above artists (and many more that I shall not mention) have all fell on hard times and had their names dragged through the mire and lost their credibility. Due to various reasons – the most common is becoming a patron saint of personal abuse by turning into a human drink and drugs cabinet, snorting and drinking cheap anything because the fame has gone to their heads and have become entirely detached from the normal realms of reality that you or I live and dwell in.

The Bovine Masses, with their short attention spans looking for a quick fix and 'next big thing' to follow that is fashionable dropped the above artists like a hot potato; their empty eyed stares and short attention spans swanning off to follow the next 'deity' – Marilyn Manson had it down to a tee with the song Dope show “They love you when you're on the covers, when you're not they love another”. Never a truer word sung, even though his music is a 'Marmite Thing' in alternative circles to some people.

These particular artists are no longer here, and they also share the same common denominator; the simple fact that a little as a week or so before their deaths, people were calling them all the unsavoury names under the sun. Guess what? As soon as they shuffle off the mortal coil so to speak, people buy their albums in droves. People are interviewed on the TV, Radio, and internet based media saying how much they love them and are crying oceans of insincere crocodile tears. The big question is, how many of those people are being sincere?

I wager that less than half of them stuck with the artists through thick and thin, and were hardcore fans of theirs. In fact, if you asked them who Whitney Houston is a week before she died I reckon they would either struggle to remember or say something along the lines of “Oh, the one that sounds like Mariah Carey whose turned into a massive drugs cabinet?”.

If you like an artists that much, you stick with them through the good times and the bad times. Countess Bastardo, for example – absolutely loves Duran Duran and sticks with them. She seen them during their heyday, she seen them when half of the band members walked out and she bought their albums when they were declared bankrupt. THAT, my friends, is liking an artist. Not this fickle outpouring of mock grief.

A typical example of this is album sales. Again, a week prior to their deaths, their albums littered all the bargain bins in music stores up and down the land. You couldn't even give their albums away in some instances in a 'buy one, get one free' offer. If you check certain sources online, you will find that online download prices from music stores leapt up a few pounds as soon as news hit that she died. She was practically still a warm and very fresh corpse and yet some slick haired marketing wanker decides to cash in on her death. I care little for Whitney Houston and I was never a fan of her music – I found her stuff to be the sugary nonsense of the 1980s that certainly wasn't the wheat in the chaff; even as a child I preferred the music of Kate Bush, Depeche Mode, OMD, Madness, Art of Noise, Sting, and The Police and probably had the makings of becoming an 'alternative' all the way back then. It was the dreadful nonsense that emitted from my sisters room when she was a teenager with the likes of such crap like Belinda Carlise and Five Star which by no means is a good memory.

But notice one thing here in this blog? I've not jumped on the Grief Tourism bandwagon here. and called a spade, a spade. Cared little for her back then, and care even less right now. Because, as a principle I can't stand a bandwagon and the notion of herd conformity on many different levels and definitions. It's a shame that such free thinking people like myself are in the minority and can see through the vast oceans of bullshit, double standards and hypocrisy that we encounter in our day to day lives.

As a closer to this, and as a free thinking individual please check YouTube for a clip from the Australian TV show 'The Chasers War on Everything'. One of the script writers made a song called “Arseholes Become Top Blokes After Death” - which explains all of what I mean beautifully and can be applied to the next time a celebrity drops dead, when The Bovine Masses start singing their praises from the hilltops. While as little as last week, they called them all the miscreants under the sun.

To deliberately misquote the the late Mrs Houston:

“It's not right, and it's not okay”.

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